| Consumable: Fruit Content: Vitamin C, natural sugars, citric acid, anti-oxidants, nutrients, fibre, water Special effects: Energy giving, life enhancing Pros: Dietary fibre helps digestion, flushes out toxins, reduces free radicals in the body Cons: Acid erosion of the teeth, increased risk of gastric acidity and risk of ulceration |
![]() | Consumable: Chocolate Content: Cocoa, sugar, milk, fats and additives Special effects: Generates sexy sensual feelings and happiness Pros: Endorphin enhancing Cons: Rots your teeth and makes you fat |
| Consumable: Red meat Content: High protein, iron, fat Special effects: Reduces anaemia & increases your ‘animalistic drive’ Pros: Source of protein, muscle building, anti-ageing factors Cons: Cholesterol side-products clog arteries, increase risk of heart attacks and bowel cancer |
| Consumable: Fish Content: High protein, phosphorous, omega, iron, vitamin D Special effects: Improves virility, fish oils can reduce your body fat mass Pros: Oily fish can fight prostate cancer, promote good HDL cholesterol Cons: Smells bad sometimes, bones are a choking hazard |
| Consumable: Supplements Content: Vitamins, minerals, esoteric chemical agents Special effects: Boost your energy, boost your metabolism, freshen your looks Pros: Support a good diet, energise, anti-ageing properties Cons: Ill-educated intake can be dangerous |
| Consumable: Refined sugar Content: Sucrose Special effects: Provides energy at short notice, sexually addictive properties Pros: Tastes good, feels good, candyfloss is a special favourite Cons: Rots the teeth, excessive consumption aids weight gain, contains no fibre, minerals, proteins, fats, or enzymes |
| Consumable: Chewing gum Content: Unnatural sugars, artificial sweeteners and flavourings according to type Special effects: Noise making, distracting action, affects appetite Pros: Increases saliva flow, freshen mouth and breath, reduces tooth decay, aids smoking cessation Cons: Build facial muscles, jaw joint pain, social nuisance, accelerates tooth wear |
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